Drunk Post

I'll keep this brief, because if I don't, I'll embarrass myself. I have tomorrow off, and I'm a little drunker than I have any right to be at this time of night, but I'm in a really good mood. And I just hope everyone is doing well.

If you're not, slowly drink a glass of good wine and listen to some good music. It will make you feel better. Promise.

Much love.

- Lilith, July 30

Thank you to all my new friends and fans!

You all are making me very happy.

My inbox has been filled with nothing but kind words, Jerked by Mommy has been selling better than I ever could have hoped for, and my fellow authors have been beyond welcoming. So thank you.

There were a few hiccups along the way to getting my first title published. Hopefully no one noticed, but after I made the big announcement here and on Twitter that the story was finally available on Amazon, it wasn't. For about another eighteen hours. Whoops. Smashwords links sufficed in the meantime, and hopefully none of you were the wiser until now.

You also might have noticed some minor changes in the appearance of the blog. I finally got to messing with the settings, and I have to say I'm fond of the results. Though it might not seem like it, I never really was too fond of pink, so we'll see how long this lasts.

The sequel to Jerked by Mommy will be available sometime in the next week or so, but I'm planning on releasing another story in the interim, so keep checking in. I'll post more details soon, but for now I'm almost falling asleep typing this.

And everyone: Thank you again. Truly.

- Lilith, July 29   

Jerked by Mommy, here to stay.

Well, I went and did it, and much faster than expected. (That's what she said.) Jerked by Mommy has now officially been released upon the internet. 

And by far the most difficult part of the entire process was, for me, writing the description. I've subsequently realized it's pretty hard writing a plot analysis of erotica without it sounding really, really corny. However, I've also realized that's half the appeal, so no worries.

I'll keep it simple. It's a story about an eighteen year old boy named Jack, and his naughty stepmother Pamela. She has huge boobs, and a tendency to get hornier than she should around her stepson. It's explicit, and I masturbated while doing the final edit. (No kidding.)

EXCERPT:

Jack found himself staring down the front of his stepmother Pamela's shirt again, forgetting everything else except how the deep tan of her chest contrasted with the sudden white flesh of her breasts at her bra line. Each time she reached further into the bin or moved something aside both of her tits swayed tantalizingly in front of him, nearly irresistible.

He found himself wanting to stand up and plunge both hands under her bra. Thinking he wouldn’t say a word, just pin her against the wall as she was still bent over. He could feel both of her breasts in his hands as if they were truly there; the enormity of them, the coolness of her skin, the sudden hard poke of her nipples as she struggled to push him away, ineffectual against the strength of his need. Imagining pulling on each nipple until she gasped, his cock a length of aching hardness pressed against her side. The smell of her in his nostrils as he pressed his lips against her neck; her sudden soft sigh as he traced a series of warm, wet circles up to her ear. Grabbing one of her hands and pushing it against his crotch, her trying to pull away, once, twice, until he pressed her fingers against the head of his cock and gasped himself. Now her hand stroking him through his jeans, back and forth, hard, as if to punish-

 “Here they are, finally” she said, glancing up at him as she pulled a bag of potatoes from the bottom of the bin. “You sure you’re okay sweetie?” she asked, looking concerned. “You look flushed.”

As embarrassed as if she’d been able to read his thoughts, Jack quickly turned to look out the window. “I’m fine,” he said. “Just tired.”

Jerked by Mommy is currently available on Amazon for your perusal. Here's hoping you enjoy it one-handed.

- Lilith, July 27

This is my first post, ever.

So I've spent most of the last few days desperately putting off writing the first post for this blog. Partly because starting anything is a bitch (and I'm a procrastinator at heart), but mostly because I realized this was going to be way more work than I anticipated and I can be embarrassingly lazy.

As a girl who's only moderately tech-savvy and who spent most of her time since college fading from public view, I've nevertheless decided to reintegrate into society. (I deleted Facebook because an ex convinced me the government was slowly building a profile that could be used to track me in the unlikely, but entirely possible event of me needing to go on the lam as a criminal. And no, I hadn't really considered how weird that was until writing it this very moment.)

And for someone who recently answered 'hippie' when asked for the best word to describe herself, I've spent the last week creating more social networking profiles than I care to admit (hence the Follow me on Twitter beckoning from the left side of the screen).

My name is Lilith, and I'm most recently a resident of Portland, Maine. I'm an author (though I still have a day job), and I write stories focusing on rather dirty and taboo subjects, because that's what gets me off. I'm partial to both women and men, and I definitely have a tendency to get...focused, shall we say, on a particular fetish for periods of time. Last month being lesbian porn featuring girls with puffy nipples, for example.

Fucking hot, if you ask me. But I digress.

My first story, Jerked by Mommy (a delightful pseudo-incest romp with an equally delightful title, I might add), should be available on Amazon and Smashwords any day now, if I ever manage to finish messing around with the cover and stop editing. I'll be posting an excerpt as soon as it's published, along with info on all the places you can find it.

I'm planning on releasing one or two stories a week in the future, depending on reader response and my schedule. But I'll be posting here at least every few days, so check back often. I'll also be creating a catalog where you can look through past titles, as well as a section outlining any new releases or sales.

And if you're interested, the best place to get in contact with me is through this blog, or Twitter. (Seriously, I'd love to hear from you.)

P.S.: In the interest of truthfulness, I figure I should mention that Lilith Collins is what I like to call a pseudo-pen name: not entirely real, but not entirely fake, either. And I'm not really a hippie. I just think long sundresses are sexy.

- Lilith, July 26